How to communicate to your parents.

February 14, 2010 at 1:13 am Leave a comment

How to speak to dad on hording problems:

1) Tell him nicely

2) Make a big fuss

3) Bet with him

4) Give him a taste of his own medicine

Answer: 4. Proven to be most effective.

How to tell your mother her cooking sucks.

1) Give her suggestions

2) Help her with the cooking  (if you have the time)

3) Make a big fuss about horrid food

4) Don’t bother. Just stuff the food into your mouth.

Answer: 4.

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Things I wanna do by the age of 50.

-Learn Salsa
-Learn Rhumba
-Learn Disco
-Learn Tango
-Learn Disco
-Learn Broadway
-Learn Cha-cha
-Learn Swimming
-Learn Diving
-Take Photography Lessons
-Work at a Shoe shop at least once
-GET A BLOODY HAMMOCK!
-Learn driving, car & bike
-Buy a car on my own
-Buy a Vespa on my own
-Sit at Starbucks the entire day, alone
-Make myself a clock (since nobody wants to buy me one)
-Write an article or book (professionally)
-Go for flower arranging lessons
-Learn kitting (Can wait till 50 or over)
-Be a dogwalker for a day
-Run a marathon
-Learn how to draw Caricature
-Create my own scent (perfume)
-Go for cooking classes!
-Get Married!

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