Brown

Today, I was asking my dad for things around the house for my art lesson. After gathering them all, I went back into my room. My dad proceeded to yell after me and told me, “Cheris, good thing you were gone, a cockroach came up and I whacked it.” He then proceeded to an epic imitation of a concussed cockroach. MLIA

It’s 6am on a sunday.
I can’t believe I’m awake.
I can’t believe I didn’t finish my assignment.
I can’t believe hotmail is lagging on me.
I can’t believe this song’s playing.
I can’t believe my choice last night.

Rainy night.
Corona with lemon.
Weirdest birthday text ever.
Tons of work to be done,
but zero mood.

Maroon stress

Signs of stress are showing on my face.
Dark circles under my eyes,
Pimples popping.
Did I also mention my eyes have been swollen for almost a week?

I knew I needed a break.

I told mom I want to live off her forever.
But she wouldn’t let me.

UGHHHHH.
So many assignments, so little time.
I think I forgot how school was like.

15 tips on how survive being a saigang warrior

1) Make sure you ALWAYS have your iPod/mp3 to accompany you
2) Discipline yourself to read one MLIA after every 10 mins of (real) work
3) If MLIA runs out, read FML and post on MLIA how uncool FML is.
4) Have funny friends who are unwilling to check their own school results (works best if your friend is insane)
5) Eat lots of snacks
6) Have good food for lunch
7) Find cheap thrills (eg. watching your friend make a smoke ‘O’ in a smoke ‘O’)
Bring hair clips/ hairbands to keep your hair up and yourself awake.
9) Lock yourself out of the office by not bringing your pass and your handphone.
10) Count the number of hours till your weekend (afterwards, you can count by minutes and seconds)
11) Have funny collegues who will tell you things like ‘Maybe if you print Albert Einstein’s picture and burn it to drink, you’ll be a fantastic scientist’
12) Have a lightsaber duel with your collegue with pocky (works best with sound effects and gigantic pocky sticks)
13) Speak to your files like they’re your babies (eg. ‘Oh honey, I’m so sorry but I’ve gotta rename you.)
14) Sign up at tumblr.com to read random people’s blogs
15) If desperate, go to www.cleverbot.com and have an unintelligent conversation with an artificial intelligence.

Definately feeling orange today. Wheeee!

Black, White, Grey

The day started gloomy.
Didn’t sleep well last night.
No nightmares, but took quite some time to fall asleep.

My job here as an intern has just became more boring.
Doing technical stuff and admin.
That was still tolerable.

By lunch I was lighthearted.
Conversations flowed even though I found plastic in my soup.

Then I received bad news from Jfat.
Poor prince passed on this morning.
Poor him.

And then, I found a mistake in my work.
No need to redo, but because of the many screens,
it still is a lot of work.

Well at least I can look forward to my spa later.

Neutral green

Heya all faithful readers.
It’s one more week till the end of internship.
Time flies and soon we’ll be back in school slogging.
*cue cards says: Ughhhh…*

On the lighter note,
I’m (almost) done with my job at work.
So I have a week on my hands!
Well kinda. Except the fact that I still have to appear here.

Toodles! Till next time!

Grief

“According to Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, when we’re dying or have suffered a catastrophic loss, we all move through five distinct stages of grief. We go into denial because the loss is so unthinkable we can’t imagine it’s true. We become angry with everyone, angry with survivors, angry with ourselves. Then we bargain. We beg. We plead. We offer everything we have, we offer our souls in exchange for just one more day. When the bargaining has failed and the anger is too hard to maintain, we fall into depression, despair, until finally we have to accept that we’ve done everything we can. We let go. We let go and move into acceptance.” — Meredith Grey, Greys Anatomy

from www.kari-shma.tumblr.com

Arson? Not!

The funniest thing that happened today,

was that my friends and I were playing with candles at a multi-storey carpark,

when a police car came and we were greeted by 2 policemen and 3 firemen.

Apparently the neighbors think that we’re trying to start a fire.

What happened to playing with candles during mid-autumn festival?!

The funny part was, I regarded them as company and proceeded to ask them a couple of questions.

Which Li thought was embarrassing. Lol.

No but seriously, now I know that if I get injured, one should call 995 and then the hotline will tell you if you wanted an ambulance or a fire truck.

Or that we were allowed to play with candles and lanterns, but not stick them to the floor, because it is vandalism.

Or that this wasn’t their first time tonight.

Or that firemen were friendlier then policemen.

Or that they would all stand around us until we scrapped off all the wax on the floor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hair

Hmmm.. I feel like chopping my hair off again. So tempting.